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hawkeyedholmes replied to your post: Second most dangerous man in London? Very unlikely. If anything, it’d be me. -SH

Love. Very nice. Great to see you hold me with such high regard, Sebastian. How’s your boyfriend doing? -SH

Colonel Moran will do at this point in time. And that’s Moran with an ‘a’ before you decide to get smart. I’ve heard it all before.

By “boyfriend”, I take it you mean my employer? Moriarty and I are closely involved, but not THAT involved. Why? Are you interested, luv?

- SM

I like Sebastian a bit better.

And don’t think I don’t know better. He’s obviously interested in you. Are you taking your name a bit too seriously? Moron.

-SH

If you insist, go all out and call me Seb. I’m off duty right now as it is.

He’s obviously interested in my services. I’m not his Watson, Holmes (and yes, I could go on about your and Doctor Watson’s relationship for days, but I’m sure you’ve heard it all). I’m not Moriarty’s friend. Our relationship is based purely on business and one shared interest.

To put it bluntly, sir, fuck off.

-SM

Oh, you’re in a VERY good mood, aren’t you? 
Such a pleasant person to be around.

I don’t think I’ll leave you alone for now, Sebastian. I’m having too much fun.

-SH

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hawkeyedholmes replied to your post: Second most dangerous man in London? Very unlikely. If anything, it’d be me. -SH

Love. Very nice. Great to see you hold me with such high regard, Sebastian. How’s your boyfriend doing? -SH

Colonel Moran will do at this point in time. And that’s Moran with an ‘a’ before you decide to get smart. I’ve heard it all before.

By “boyfriend”, I take it you mean my employer? Moriarty and I are closely involved, but not THAT involved. Why? Are you interested, luv?

- SM

I like Sebastian a bit better.

And don’t think I don’t know better. He’s obviously interested in you. Are you taking your name a bit too seriously? Moron.

-SH

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I’ll bring my earplugs.

-JW

Good plan. I’ll bring my book, as well as my phone.

You better be prepared to turn your phone off, John.

-SH

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And as for she is, well, she’s an old friend. A doctor.

-JW

Well, how long are you going to be gone? You can’t be gone all night.

-SH

Just for a couple of hours.

I’m sure Mrs. Hudson can keep you entertained until I get back.

-JW

Mrs.Hudson is Mrs.Hudson, John…

I’ll be so bored. I might shoot holes in the wall again.

-SH

Oh lord, not that again. Can’t you behave yourself?

-JW

No. I can’t. You know better than to leave me all alone with just Mrs.Hudson.

-SH

Fine. I’ll cancel, just like last time.

So what do you purpose we do?

-JW

We could play Cluedo. 

-SH

I heard there’s a new Opera in town.

-JW

I’m suspecting that we’re never playing Cluedo again.

Well, an opera would be fine. 

As long as you don’t mind me criticizing it. 

-SH